After college, Ashton moved to Spain,

To her Nanny and Pappy did this cause much pain.

For a graduation and a wedding, to the States she came back,

When Adler developed a plan of attack.

Ashton missed his message and started to fret,

"Marc probably moved on without a regret."

A week of emails proved her wrong,

They felt like they were in an old fashioned love song.

A few weeks went by and to London they flew,

When after a Harry Potter reference, Ashton "just knew."

To Marc's and her grandparents delight,

Ashton soon booked a one-way, US bound flight. 

Two years went by and Marc assembled a team,

To pull an epic engagement Ashton couldn't even dream.

Four years before London, they didn't know,

That they both sat in the audience of "Don't Tase me Bro."

So, back to the University Auditorium where they officially began,

When you all will watch Ashton marry her "never settle," Gator man.